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So you think you have what it takes to be a member of the BSHC. See the membership requirements below.
If you are not already a member, you will probably find that you don't meet a number of the requirements.
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1) Kill a Pheasant: This needs to be an un-disputed solo kill witnessed by another club
member
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2) Slurp a yard: That would be a yard of
pheasant intestines from a bird killed by the club. Best to do it right after
the kill while they are still warm. Just close your eyes and pretend its spaghetti
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3) Do/Say something idiotic infront of other club members: Examples of this include
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Repeatedly zapping your nuts on an electric fence
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Getting Scope Bite from a 30-.06. Its
best if you act like an expert first and then get the bite, thus proving to everyon that you are a fraud
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Placing
upon your head a dead racoon that you found in the grove while taking a piss, and then coming back into the lodge and
pretending you are Davey Crocket
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Claiming
a kill from beyond 70 yards
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Asking
Connie to wake up early and make cornbread while you do chores and then passing out without even taking a bite.
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Telling
small children that the rabbit we just shot was the Easter Bunny. Yeah...really warp them good.
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serving your wife to the point that she does pheasant imitations in the middle of her kitchen
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